Departing from the port of Hawaii, The Colossal Princess sets sail for Bermuda!
Debbie Dallas and Tory Tonka warmly welcomed aboard passenger Pierre LeNeuf (Peter New) who is shadowing – secretly – one of the crew members for his upcoming feature film role…
Trouble begins to surface after the ship makes its way through the Panama Canal (thanks to Tori Tonka’s expert traffic direction) and the crew members start to feel a little funny.
Zita Fanata is the first to show symptoms. She begins to hear voices, experiences embarrassing gastrointestinal pain, and uncontrollably reads gossip columns about Matt Damon! To Doc Mac it’s all too clear that she has SEA MADNESS!
Cruise Director Debbie Dallas is the next to succumb to the devastating effects of the Madness. Then Tori, then Pierre! Only Captain James Rudder and Doc Mac seem to be immune. The race is on: to get to Bermuda in time to save the crew!
After a long, dangerous and arduous journey The Colossal Princess arrives in the port of Bermuda. The crew search madly for the Creole Voodoo Healer and the Turkey Plant that will save them. At long last the plant is discovered, and the crew is saved!
Tori Tonka and Pierre LeNeuf, awash with relief, then succumb to an altogether different type of madness as their attraction to one another can no longer be denied. A painful goodbye follows, as Pierre decides to remain on Bermuda, while Tori must return to the ship.
As The Colossal Princess makes to depart, so many questions remain unanswered… Will Tori and Pierre ever again have the chance to pursue their love? Has the crew been permanently cured of their Sea Madness?
And, now that we mention it… where is Cruise Director Debbie Dallas??
Join us next week to discover the fate of The Colossal Princess and her Courageous Crew!
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