Thanks to one and all who made it out to see our opening show! We had a fantastic crowd and shared lots of laughs. For those of you who missed it, here's the recap!
The Colossal Princess has set sail on her worldwide maiden voyage! First destination? Hawaii!
Cruise director Debbie Dallas and ATTC (Assistant To The Captain) Rayn Peyton greet blind sun-sensitive birthday girl Donna Dickie and outrageously cool folk rocker Jack Johnson to what appears to be a saucy singles’ cruise…
Meanwhile Gabriel, Head Engineer on the Colossal Princess, attempts to cajole the finky pumps into action. When Captain James Rudder makes a surprise appearance, the two reminisce about their last run through the Suez Canal with a hull full of Egyptian Bananas en route to Richmond.
Zita Fanata, the pious Tuscan maid, attempts to change Ship Doc Mac’s mind about the existence of God. Who else could have given her the unmistakable power to find lost keys? And to have lived since 1276??
Rayn Peyton breaks one of the worst rules in the book: speaking to and fraternizing with the guests! She can’t resist Jack Johnson, and after wooing him with a delicious and refreshing invisible virgin mojito she convinces him to give her a personal performance…
Donna Dickie is up on the sun deck, catching the rays while trying to avoid heat rash. She meets Om, the ship’s Reiki healer, who is immediately taken aback by the power of her aura. The two discuss his mentor and Sensei Reiki Master, Darren Harper (Stephen’s estranged brother) and the two discuss having children together… though Donna isn’t entirely convinced…
Debbie approaches ship doctor Doc Mac about alarming reports of fraternization between crew members and passengers, and we discover that the two of them have a rather hot and steamy past! While Doc Mac seems ready to rekindle the fire, Debbie is at best reluctant.
Jack Johnson wows Rayn Peyton in his personal state room with the power of his music and the two of them get much better acquainted… They agree to keep their affair a secret but Doc Mac seems to know the whole dirty truth.
Up on the bridge, Captain James Rudder reveals a shocking private truth to ship maid Zita… 3 years ago, after arguing with his son Ken (first name “Bro”), Jim, full of anger, had set him adrift on a lifeboat! We discover his secret mission: to find his lost son, sailing all across the world if necessary…
Rayn journeys down to the engine room to do her weekly inspection, and in that precise moment a pump explodes in Gabriel’s face, taking his left eye! The ship’s head engineer runs screaming from the engine room, leaving a perplexed Rayn alone to take care of the hot and heaving renegade pumps!
Her newfound secret lover Jack has fallen prey to his own medical emergency. While swimming in the pool, Reiki healer Om confirms Doc Mac’s initial suspicion: Jack, while wandering around deck barefoot, has contracted gangrene, and without swift amputation, it could travel right up his leg and infect his genitals!
Zita, now in on Captain James Rudder’s secret plan, has vowed to help him find his son. She appears on deck dressed in a life jacket with life ring in hand, ready to jump into the sea and find Ken! Instead she is intersected by Cruise Director Debbie Dallas, who is on a mission to seek and destroy all instances of inappropriate passenger-crew relations.
The Reiki healer Om and official ship captain Om have a standoff in sick bay. Will the two of them ever find the means for peaceful co-existence?
Captain James Rudder is called down below deck. Gabriel has found that someone has been tampering with the engines, but they can’t imagine who!
Jack Johnson, newly amputated, reveals it was he! Caught in a depressing marriage, he could think of no other means of escape than sabotaging a cruise ship that he was on! Gabriel fashions him a robo-leg, and Jack can walk again!
Will Doc Mac and Gabriel find peace between them? Will Rayn find the sexual outlet she so desperately needs? Will Captain James Rudder and Zita Fanata find the son lost at sea? Will Debbie Dallas succeed in separating crew from passengers?
See you on Monday October 25th at 8pm at the Firehall Arts Centre for the next exciting episode!
